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Movie Review - THE ABCs OF DEATH

8/16/2014

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26 short movies from 26 different masters of horror, each using a different letter in the alphabet. Sounds like a good time right? Yeah...maybe not.

Each of these little vignettes were about 4-8 minutes long, and I'm sorry to say that I was incredibly disappointed.

There was one short titled "F is for Fart" and it was literally about a bunch of Japanese girls dying from gas, while one dies from the stinky farts of her teacher. I don't mind a fart joke, in fact I just say A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST yesterday and there were fart jokes galore in that flick, but a horror movie shouldn't be about women being gassed to death by the farts of another. Then they die and get to start their love affair. Just no.

In fact the movie after that was titled "G is for Gravity" and honestly it was just as dull. It involved a surfer who went out and basically died while surfing. It wasn't horrifying, it wasn't frightening, it wasn't scary, nor was it in the least bit interesting.

Most of these shorts were just really ridiculous. A man boxing a dog, a Nazi cat woman killing a fighter pilot dog who basically uses the American force within to fight the cat, a young girl afraid of the abominable snowman, the Japanese men making faces was silly. I could keep going on, but I will just say that when you get to Z you will be terribly happy that the movie is over. Especially when you realized you watched a cartoon with a woman who's poop is talking to her.
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