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Movie Review - CRIMSON PEAK

10/30/2015

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Lately I feel like I have only been watching horrible horror movies, this one didn't disappoint in the horrible category.

I had such high hopes for this movie. A spooky brother and sister. A spooky house. A spooky landscape, An innocent young girl who isn't really sure what love is. And with actors like Jessica Chastain and and Tom Hiddleson, I thought, "Yeah, this should be totally awesome!"

IMDb summarized this movie like this: In the aftermath of a family tragedy, an aspiring author is torn between love for her childhood friend and the temptation of a mysterious outsider. Trying to escape the ghosts of her past, she is swept away to a house that breathes, bleeds - and remembers.

Now that sounds like an awesome movie! A house that bleeds, what?!?! How cool would that be to figure out why it does that, but it isn't that interesting. There are actually so many plot holes in this movie that I almost felt like the film was burning up in front of me and pieces of the film were being burnt away. It was obvious who the killer was. It was obvious what was happening. And honestly, I was seriously disturbed by the holes in the house. I mean why weren't they fixed? How hard would it have been if you were building this device for years and getting all this money? Why not make the house, you know, not have snow falling in it in mounds. So stupid.

Anyway, before I give away everything, I am going to say, I was not scared at one point during this movie. I didn't feel any sympathy towards any of the characters, and ever freaking plot twist (if you could call them that) was so predictable I saw the all coming in the first five minutes of the movie.

I recommend this movie to no one. Save your money and don't go see it. Save your money and don't rent it. Save your money and time and don't even stream it! Just don't!!!!!
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    Stacy has a lot on her mind, so sharing helps. She also has a great love of movies and books, so she decided to blog about it. Get her reviews here! 

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